Brad Hayden

Arena: McDonald Arena (Seating Capacity: 12,682)
Asst GM: Donny Azoff
Head Coach: Anton Chigurh
2003-2004, 2005-2006, 2008-2009, 2017-2018, 2022-2023, 2023-2024

Six time Palucci Cup champion

Little Lopezers

On Sept. 20, 2016, The Duck Hunters, have sold a majority stake to outside investors & have rebranded themselves as The Little Lopezers. Rumours have been swirling for the past hour that one of the investors is none other than Mr. Ernesto Rivas. Word on the street is that he will be majority shareholder & fire the whole staff.

Mr Hayden, traded Henrik Zetterberg and his 3rd round pick(Marian Hossa) to acquire The Knee High P.I.s 1st round pick. With that pick he got I think one of the best goaltenders in the league(Lundqvist). I pretty much figured the trade ended up being Zetterberg and Hossa for Lundqvist; but like Mr. Hayden had said-that trade actually helped him make his strategy in drafting Joe Thornton. Any way you look at it, its a good trade for both teams.

My biggest threat comes from this franchise, but I think that they're on the decline. Mr Hayden drafts well and takes his time with players, but I really don't think he will threepeat. The Knee High P.I. dynasty was born the day we laced those cheese cuter skates dating back to the days of Brother Hesekiah. Who does the McDonald family even have to compare? No tradition or history at all.

On another note, it shows who the winning franchise is when The Duck Hunters also attempted to sign a rugged defencemen by the name of Robert, who is also talented musically on the keyboard. They had a verbal agreement until I walked outside to get some fresh air. Robert took one look, saw me with my tuxedo and had a vision of so many Stanley Cups; he immediately walked away from The Duck Hunters to come to me and sign right on the spot for the league minimum-$1.

Prediction for 2023-24: 2nd Place

Protected Players 2023-24

Round Player
2 Jake Oettinger / David Pastrnak/ Thatcher Demko
4 Matthew Tkatchuk / Trevor Zegras / Brent Burns
5 Dylan Larkin / Jack Hughes / Elias Pettersson / Kirill Kaprizov
9 Roope Hintz
10 Jason Robertson
13 Jacob Markstrom
16 Quinton Byfield
19 /

Drafted Players 2023-24

Round Player Team Traded To On Dropped On
1 Cale Makar Col
2 Jake Oettinger Dal
2 David Pastrnak Bos
2 Thatcher Demko Van
3 Dougie Hamilton Car
4 *** Matthew Tkatchuk Fla Dwarf May 17
4 ** Trevor Zegras Anh Dec 16
4 ** Brent Burns Car Dec 22
5 Dylan Larkin Det
5 Jack Hughes NJ
5 Elias Pettersson Van
5 Kirill Kaprizov Min
6 *** Filip Gustavsson Min Dwarf May 17
7 ** Jonathan Huberdeau Cal Dec 17
8 Evan Bouchard Edm
9 *** Roope Hintz Dal Cobra Jul 8
10 Jason Robertson Dal
11 *** Alex Tuch Buf Cobra Jul 8
12 Logan Cooley Ari
13 Jacob Markstrom Cal
14 *** Victor Hedman TB Dwarf May 17
15 *** Devon Levi Buf Cobra Jul 8
16 Quinton Byfield LA
17 *** Dylan Cozens Buf Cobra Jul 8
18 ** Connor Brown Edm Oct 22
19 ** Seth Jones Chi Nov 23
19 Matias Maccelli Ari
20 David Jiricek Clb
** Indicates dropped player during regular or off season