Team Dwarf

Mr. Wildtooth Miozzo has entered the big leagues. He claims that he will take the Palucci cup in his first year as an expansion, but I hardly believe it. Just cause you rule a bunch of midgets outside of hockey does not mean you'll take a walk in the park in Houndog Hockey.

A lot of GMs have made rookie mistakes, waiting to see which ones you make.

He won by sheer luck last year (2014-15) by drafting blindly and not having a clue what to do. He clearly states that team Dalton helped him win by giving up way too soon. We all AGREE!

I can't wait until his stupid songs of Babooms, Boomshackalacks, etc... end this year when he will finish as a bottom dweller.

Team Dwarf today announced the signing of their Assistant GM Big Bobby Clobber. Many people are already talking that it was him who orchestrated the so called **asterisk** win by Team Dwarf last year.

I was doing some investigation to find out if GM Wildtooth Miozzo is even human & I found his graduation picture

Prediction for 2023-24: 5th Place